you plan your lunch while you are eating breakfast
your idea of a good time is a long nap
you sleep with the air conditioner AND two fans blowing on you
one of your favorite snacks is TUMS
you go through more toilet paper than a bra stuffin' 12 year old girl
you never miss dessert
a hot date is with the little Korean man at the pedicure place
your breasts need their own zip code
you cry at commercials
you wish your husband would stop trying to get frisky and just rub your back already
you can spend an entire hour feeling your baby kick
3 comments:
Man, I must be preggo! haha. I agree with everything but the last one...even tho I still have phantom kicks or gas. ;)
Ha! I was thinking the same thing as Sarah. The only difference is that you can get away with it! I'm jealous. ;)
All true! glad its you and not me! lol!
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