Attention Crazy Shoppers...

relax!! The world is not gonna come to an end if you don't get that certain toy. They are gonna re-stock tonight while you sleep. Even if they don't put any out, it's gonna be ok. There is no need to panic. There is also no need to be rude. And hateful. It's also polite to say excuse me when you walk in front of me while I browse. Did it ever occur to you that stopping your basket all crooked like and acting like I'm not behind you is rude? Or walking like a snail and taking your sweet time when you can obviously see me waiting to go down that aisle. Or letting your kid ride on a toy in the middle of the aisle while you talk on your cellphone. I also have gifts to buy, I am also in a hurry, and on a budget. I have a family to get home to. I don't want to be out too late. Women out shopping alone get mugged. And while we're at it, why are you staring at me or looking in my buggy? Do I have Starbucks hot cocoa on my face? A booger? Or do you think I'm cute? At least smile at me. Is there something in my cart you want? Or are you just curious at what I'm buying? Are you trying to steal my wallet, my cell phone, WHAT? Just to let you know: I absolutely love Christmas and all that it's about, from the deepest spiritual meaning to the silly modern take on the holiday. So, don't ruin it for me. Remember the magic of it, the look on a child's face when they wake up on Christmas morning, the smell in the air, the cookies, the music, family and friends, and just freaking chill already.