The girl had been mopey since her vacation ended. She hadn't worn her make-up or cute clothes all week. Since she had a few errands to run, she thought she'd spruce herself up a little. Maybe make herself feel a little better. The girl's daughter got all dolled up in a cute new outfit as well. After running around in the hot Texas sun, the girl and her daughter started to get sweaty. They just happened to be parked next to a Baskin Robbins. Hmmm, sounds yummy. So, the girl and her daughter went right on in and ordered double scoop waffle cones, all the while thinking how much they loved ice cream and wished they had a Baskin Robbins in their town. Not long after leaving the ice cream shop, their cones started dripping.... fast! They licked and licked and still couldn't contain all those drips. The girl was doing better than her daughter. Perhaps because she had a bigger mouth or loved ice cream more. Her daughter was getting frustrated and just wanted to throw her cone out the window. But, the girl reminded her daughter that it would be ok. After all, they were in their cute clothes, no brothers in sight, having ice cream. Well, the girl spoke too soon. For right at that moment the girl tipped the last of her cone in such a way that made all of the gooey, sticky sweetness slide down her cute top. And down it went into the girl's cleavage. The only thing the girl had to clean herself with was a dried up Armour All wipe, since all the napkins were no longer functioning properly. The girl began to become agitated, because not only were they not through running errands, but they were now stuck in a traffic jam. "Arrgggghhh", the girl thought as she poked the ON button on her car stereo. Thank goodness for XM satellite radio, because if it wasn't for good songs by Madonna, the Cure, New Order, and Morrissey the girl might have gone bonkers.
The End
1 comment:
Good story! Gotta hate it when sticky substances get into crevices they aren't wanted in! :) hahaha.
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