Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Bleh

Yeah, so I forgot to blog. Or something. I'm sure my previous post had nothing to do with me being tired, bloated, cranky, stressed, weepy and in no mood to blog. Oh no, Aunt Flo doesn't do that. She's a nice visitor. One who doesn't cause trouble or make messes and never overstays her welcome. Yeah right. Let's be honest- the last 5 days have been AWFUL. Basically I have been begging for menopause. Case closed. In other news- I am super bummed about LOST ending, I can't get Camden to sleep through the night without his (my) precious boobers, I've been walking 2 miles every night and my scale has a death grip on the exact same number while I have a death grip on anything and everything chocolate, and other than a few little happy spots, my Mother's Day was the worst one I have ever ever had. I really don't wanna go into detail, because I am all cried out. But, don't feel sorry for me, I am a big girl and as Jon told me- it's just a silly commercialized holiday. Ugghh. Men are so retarded. Tell me why we need them again? And, that's all I've got except for two teeny little things in my head. 1) does anybody know a plastic surgeon who wants to lift, tuck, and suck my body pro bono just because he/she is nice and I'm cute? It might be a tax write off for him/her. 2)This is my 699 post since August of '07 and I MIGHT do a giveaway to celebrate the BIG ONE. Maybe, but don't get too excited. I might decide to not blog again for a month or more. It all depends on what drama/loveliness might or might not get thrown my way.

4 comments:

Shannon said...

My mother's day was pretty much a bust too. Keith just doesn't get that to me, mother's day means spoiling the crap out of me! haha! Since I don't get that on my birthday, I expect it on Mothers day! Is that greedy? Maybe! But like I told him, it's not about the gifts, its about the attention! Haha!

I hope things start looking up soon! Eat some chocolate for me, ok? I have spent the morning researching chocolate WW recipes, b/c I NEED chocolate!

Lois Brown said...

I'm so sorry....I don't know what else to say! We will talk in person! Does Jon expect/get anything for father's day? I guess if nothing is done for that day as well then I guess it is fair...but I don't know, that's a hard one!

Missy said...

Sorry, Ashley for the lousy mom's day. Mine was bleh, too, except for the dead flowers that were bought Saturday and forgotten til Sunday night. Those were nice. I'm all for leaving the house on that day - all day - to do whatever I want, by myself. That's all.

Great job on the walking! It's hard to keep it up when you don't see any results, but at the very least it will help get you out of the bleh's.

Anonymous said...

Ashley will always make or get him something unique and special because that is the kind of thing she likes to do. But I don't think he would care either way.