Ashley Anderson Myers-
wonders if the kids would notice if I put breastmilk in their cereal
never thought she'd have crusty old lady heels... but alas it happened
is so glad Camden doesn't complain about her never ending morning breath
would love to go to the bathroom minus the audience, namely a cat and 6 week old baby
can't believe she found a hair that LONG under her armpit!
Dolly Parton eat your heart out...
is hoping that by not shaving my legs I'll stay warmer in winter...
found a Dorito in her bra, but is ok with it since it means she got lunch and so did Camden
smells like spit-up and is totally cool with it
wonders how many times she has flashed her children a breast...
is starting to sympathize with Pigpen from The Peanuts cartoon
thinks her butt is becoming fused to the couch and that she is quite possibly developing a bad case of "Secretary Spread"
Thinks she heard the cat call her Wide-Load
6 comments:
That is pretty funny. I have to admit I thought you going to go some place else with the armpit. Glad you said armpit.
You're a hoot! :)
Who rejected these? They're grrrreat!
Thanks for the chuckle ;). lol
Ashley, never reject your status updates! The more outrageous, the better, as far as I'm concerned.
Too funny but I totally relate. However with the flashing thing least you are keeping it in the family, I keep flashing at the track.... Oops,Jayden was hungry.
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