Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Pregosaurus

Ok, so I told you how I found out I was pregnant and now I thought I'd fill you in on the pregnancy so far.

First of all, I am considered borderline high risk because of my weight and my age. Who knew you were considered a dinosaur if you were 35 years old and pregnant? Technical term- Advanced Maternal Age. Lucky me.

I seriously had forgotten how tired you get. And, I am not sure if the fact that I am older than I was in previous pregnancies has anything to do with it. I have delivered babies at 18, 22, 23, and 27. This time around I am more tired than ever, much like a dinosaur... I basically sleep 11 til 6:30ish each night and nap from 9 til 11 each morning. I barely make it through Oprah each afternoon, no energy. The only reason I am up now is because I slept through American Idol, it was that boring.

I am having a hard time keeping up with my housewife/mommy duties. Like if I clean house we eat out and if I cook dinner, the house is a disaster. Let's not even mention laundry. Let's just say I am doing my best and my best is seriously lacking. I spend a good portion of each day in comfy clothes and glasses and I go many days without make-up or fixing my hair. I am trying...

I have gained almost 6 pounds, yikes! That's in the first trimester. I have walked a grand total of 3 times and so far have taken the plastic off of my prenatal workout DVD's, I promise I'll try and start tomorrow... I am pleased to say my right arm is looking very toned, since that is the arm I use to shovel the food in.

Which brings me to cravings. In no particular order I have been craving: REGULAR Dr. Pepper, ice water, pink lemonade, apple pie a la mode, Red Lobster, strawberries, Granny Smith apples, cheese enchiladas, broccoli with cheese sauce, and pretzels with cheese. Cheese seems to be my weakness lately.

Since I am eating so much cheese some parts of the body aren't functioning as well as they should so I tried grape juice. BIG mistake. I couldn't leave the house for one whole day. Not pleasant. And while I am on the subject of unpleasantness I'll just spit it out- the breasties are always in a ton of pain and I sweat like a pig all the freaking time. Oh, and my nose is always plugged. And, my favorite: I pee so much that I am going through an entire double roll of toilet paper every day!

I am currently addicted to every baby/pregnancy reality show that is on. I watch Baby Story, Bringing Home Baby, Deliver Me, Birth Day, and Babies: Special Delivery. One might think I have all the time in the world and I was a first time mom. Watching all those shows reminds me of one thing: I am terrified to go through labor and delivery again. My delivery with Hayden was not the least bit pleasant until he came out. Did I mention that I'm scared? I'm afraid of the pain and my epidural not working (like it didn't with Hayden) and on and on.

I cry ALOT at dumb stuff. I watched Footloose the other day and cried, I cried watching American Idol, I cried because the kids didn't like what I made for dinner. I cried when I read my comments on here. I can't help it. I also have had my share of hormonal anger. The other day Chan had NO clean underwear and decided he would toss a load of wet red clothes into a dryer load of white clothes, which resulted in pink streaks on the white stuff. And, he actually said he thought pink was my favorite color! Oh man, I think my neighbors 3 blocks away heard me yell.

And, for the record: people aren't nice to fat chicks who are pregnant. I have had one too many people tell me (when I was expecting Hayden) that they didn't know I was pregnant. And, I have had people tell me my tummy wasn't as firm as so and so. Duh, I am not a size 2. I have given birth to 4 kids and they all left me a souvenir, in the form of a chubby tummy. So, before you even ask- I will not be doing "belly shots". As a matter of fact, pictures of me will be minimal for the next 6 months. Unless I look hot or something then I might consider it, maybe...

And, there you have it. One trimester down, two to go. Wish me luck!

9 comments:

Kelli said...

It's a testament to how cute and sweet babies are that anyone ever does this more than once!

Erica said...

Girl, I feel for you! Seriously. I think I'm still suffering the mental ramifications of the first trimester. And speaking of crying, I cried all pregnancy as well as last night. Everything is sad or worrisome. YUCK! Hang in there and come get your baby fix when you need to.

Amanda said...

Good Luck! Seriously, I am so excited for you and think everything will be great. I hope you will be able to enjoy some of your pregnancy. Congratulations on finishing your first trimester. By the way, book club is at my house tomorrow night and you are of course welcome to come and we would love to see you.

Adam & Kristen Birkmeyer said...

For starters, whoever said they like being pregnant is on crack.

Second, I recall once when I asked my OBGYN how big she thought my baby would be at delivery - her answer (while looking at me and my husband): "well, I don't expect a peanut out of you two." Gee, thanks.

You are so allowed to take naps whenever you need to and let the laundry pile up (or outsource this to Chloe or one of the other kids...just not Chandler, unless all the kids enjoy wearing pink undies). Hang in there! There is no doubt that the first trimester blows, but I'm sure it'll be over soon!

Simply Sarah *K* said...

First trimesters are the worst, thank goodness yours is over! And I have to agree...being pregnant sucks! But at least the end result is worth it! ;)

Krista said...

I"m glad you got through that horrible first trimester! Here's to a great second trimester!! They always say this is when you feel the best! Take care of yourself because that will take care of the baby! Sleep as long as your body tells you too;)

VirtualM said...

Ashley, you're amazing. The fact that this is your fifth time around....wow. I get scared just thinking about #2. And at least you aren't craving Miracle Whip - I ate the stuff with a spoon once when I was pregnant because I just wanted it soooo bad. Dr. Pepper is perfectly acceptable. :)
You'll get there!

Ashley said...

Kelli- I totally agree!
Erica- I am coming soon!
Amanda- thanks! I'll see about book club.
Kristen- I am cracking up on your comments, what a mean rude
doctor...
Sarah and Krista- yep to all!
Mary- thanks, 5 is crazy! And, Miracle Whip????

Seriously, you guys are all so sweet and supportive, I may go cry now.

Lois Brown said...

Hang in there! And I'll come and smack anyone who is rude to you! how dare they....I'm glad the 1st phase is over that's always the worry phase....hopefully now everything will be smooth sailing! I wouldn't worry about exercising if you are considered high risk...spoken from the woman who had all pre-mature babies. I actually would not do that... I know you know what you can and can't do....just listen to your body...rest when you need to rest, eat when you need to eat....that is the best part of being pregnant!