Thursday, July 17, 2008

I'd like her body please...

Something is seriously wrong when a broad who is 58 years old looks this good in a bathing suit. It's even more wrong when a 62 year old who could possibly be someone's grandma looks better. I am sure not many people will agree with me on that. I am just not a fan of fake. And the chick on the right looks like she has a fake tan, extensions, and fake lips. Not sure about the boobies. I'll let y'all speculate on that...


left Helen Mirren aged 62 and right Linda Thompson 58

Seriously though, I'd like to order one Fountain of Youth Flat Abs and Large Breasts please. Note to self: put down the cookie and get on your treadmill, STAT! I was curious about Helen Mirren. I googled her and she's never had any children and apparently likes to get her picture taken while naked....And, Linda Thompson is mom to Brody Jenner. I think he was on the Hills or something? Anyway, maybe this post will inspire someone to get their butt in gear.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

You think Helen Mirren had some work done, too? She's one hot grandma, except, since she has no kids, I guess she's not really a grandma.

Ashley said...

Nah, I don't think so. I guess you could google it and try to find out. But, I am warning you... apparently she has been in some "questionable movies" and there are lots of photos of her nekkid! Caligula is one of the movies, sounds odd...

Anonymous said...

Did you get your pool turned back to blue? Ours is blue but still cloudy. I guess there's a lot of dead algae.

Ashley said...

yeah. then it turned green again. Turns out Jon hasn't been shocking it. Meaning there's lots of bad things in it. So, he shocked it the other day and was blue-ish for 2 days. After which it turned green. So, we took a water sample to Leslie's and it was perfect, just low on chlorine We have since found out that the end/tip thingey where the chlorine filters into the pool is clogged, hence no chlorine. That thing along with the filters are soaking and we put in like 5 bags of shock. It is starting to look better.

Anonymous said...

Linda Thompson was Elvis main squeeze for years,she got sick of the drug use. After that she married Bruce Jenner, After that Davidc Foster. They are going through a messy divorce. I think the boobs are reaal but don't know about the rest. Mom

Anonymous said...

Linda Thompson was Elvis main squeeze for years,she got sick of the drug use. After that she married Bruce Jenner, After that Davidc Foster. They are going through a messy divorce. I think the boobs are reaal but don't know about the rest. Mom

Anonymous said...

Linda Thompson was Elvis main squeeze for years,she got sick of the drug use. After that she married Bruce Jenner, After that Davidc Foster. They are going through a messy divorce. I think the boobs are reaal but don't know about the rest. Mom

Anonymous said...

Linda Thompson was Elvis main squeeze for years,she got sick of the drug use. After that she married Bruce Jenner, After that Davidc Foster. They are going through a messy divorce. I think the boobs are reaal but don't know about the rest. Mom

Ashley said...

Mom, never knew that. I have to say I can just picture you staring at the screen and clicking your mouse over and over on post comment. Not realizing it's just going slow you have posted the same comment 4 times...

Kelli said...

Dude, when I saw Helen MIrren at the Oscars the year she won, I thought to myself, "Damn, if I were an older lesbian..."