One slightly used husband for sale. Attractive and physically fit. Washes a mean car. Gourmet cook, his specialties are macaroni and cheese with tuna fish, totinos pizza, and waffles with peanut butter. Doesn't need much. Dinner is a nice touch, TV with DVR, a couch, and his own bathroom. Plays well with children. Also plays an occassional soccer game on Friday nights.
*the above husband runs out of gas, gets keys locked in car often, and snores, but these are not THAT big of a deal*
*BONUS* 11 year old boy can be thrown in. 11 year old forgets binder and lunch money at least once a week, but this can be fixed before he's 30, I think...
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Don't forget the Hamburger Helper. This is really funny!
My starting bid will be $5....this is on ebay, right? :)
$10...but I expect them to do windows!
Jon's dad has also placed a $10 bid...
Why are you selling your husband ?You never said. I cant believe his dad wants him back.
Just so everyone knows Jon did lock the keys in the car again yesterday and he ran out of gas about 3 weeks ago both times were in front of the school!!!
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