Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I have Blogitis

blogitis: noun

An imagined illness. Those afflicted can't find anything interesting to blog about. They are more than likely "stuck in a rut" with their blog. They have probably been just trying to be a good mom by preparing meals and washing clothes and quite possibly attempting to "hit the sack" before 1 a.m. Sometimes an individual with blogitis will start a new post many times, before giving up each and every time by thinking: that post stinks. Often a person with this illness will search through their old pictures even taking new pictures in a desperate attempt to have something, ANYTHING interesting to post. They think they have more readers than they really do who might be getting disappointed with the lack of new content. You must proceed with caution. Don't leave comments asking: "are you ok?" or "c'mon, post something, it's been 2 days" that could cause undue frustration and annoyance. You must bear with the afflicted blogger. Because, in no time that blogger will surely have a new post or some hot new pics that will knock your socks off. Blogitis can strike at any time, sometimes multiple times per month. Don't worry it usually leaves as fast as it comes.

5 comments:

Simply Sarah *K* said...

Your adoring reading audience has no doubt this blogitis will pass quickly...
plus that was entertaining in itself ;)

K said...

Another diagnosis that hits me right on (just like Butt-in-Chair, which I am currently suffering from). I'm so glad you have discovered the answer to my current illness (I'm also glad it doesn't include vomiting!). I also appreciate the hope you have provided that "this too shall pass".

However, until it does, my blog is stuck with those "legends and nightmares!"

Come back and read on another day!
Kirsten

Lois Brown said...

You are entertaining and never boring so just blog away...your doing great!

Kate said...

I think blogitis is totally catching. I have it right now too. self portrait tuesdays help a lot though. just a pic. such a cop out, but when you have a case of blogitis , as you say, its all you can do. good luck with recovery!

ps, your header is really cute!

Krista said...

Your too funny!! Can't wait to meet you in a few days!!