When I am backing up out of a parking space, just give me about 7.4 seconds and I'll get out of your way. Please be patient, I am always in a hurry too.
Please do not wait for my parking space. Especially when you see me struggling to put my groceries in my car in a downpour.
If I get to a 2 or 4 way stop before you, I am supposed to go first.
The more crap you pile in the back of your pick-up truck makes your blind spot that much more blind. And me more inclined to want to run you over.
If you see me speeding up on the entrance ramp, that means I want on the highway. Not that I want to race or collide with the guardrail.
If I am tailgating you in the fast lane, MOVE! You are in my way.
Sure rain can be scary at times, but it is okay to speed up a little.
If I am driving 70 miles per hour and you are driving 45 miles per hour, it's probably not a wise decision to pull in front of me.
The arrows in the parking lot of most major stores means to go that direction. They haven't held "opposite day" since I was in 5th grade. What planet are you from?
If I am being courteous enough to let you go ahead of me or if I let you walk in front of my car on your way into Wal-Mart at least wave thanks at me. It is an appreciated gesture.
And, last but not least, I drive a 4x4 Suburban and I will run you over. Or at the very least render your car un-driveable.
7 comments:
Ahhh, loved the opposite day one. Great stuff.
LOL, this is good. I fricken HATE annoying drivers (read-everyone other than me...and my friends!)
THis one is my favorite "If you see me speeding up on the entrance ramp, that means I want on the highway. Not that I want to race or collide with the guardrail." oh oh and this one "Please do not wait for my parking space. Especially when you see me struggling to put my groceries in my car in a downpour." I like to go slower when i see someone waiting...hehehe
It's like, are they that lazy? In the time it takes them to wait for me to load all purchases and kids, they could have parked themselves and already by shopping inside.
LOL I can see you saying all of this stuff in your "Ashley way"!
Yes I agree with all of you. I too like to go super slow when people are waiting for my space. We all need our own highway!
i love this post! hilarious! and all of what you said is so true...there are too many moron drivers out there!
And there are so many people on the roads now a days. Its a constant battle driving around.
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